Top 10 Complaints about Episode 7, after it's released!

10...Zombie Jawa Horde Sequence was too short.



9...The New Q-Wing fighters had horrible paint jobs.



8...Mara Jade never showed Cleavage.



7...The Cane/Lightsaber Luke employed needed a grey blade.



6...Chewies Perm & Hair Color makes him too flamboyant.



5...The Gator People of Swampnex should have been latex suits, not all CGI



4...Should have stuck with buns on the side of Leias head, not gone with Toast!



3...Revealing Luke as a Gay Sith Lord needed to wait until Episode 8!



2...Lens Flares Obscuring the Opening Crawl!



1...Jedi Spirit Sex Scene needs to be cut!