The Amazing Spider-Caption Thread

I missed these threads so I'm bringing them back! :woot:



The objective is to find Spidey related image and give it a humorous caption. You can caption other people's images too.







Spidey (Drunk): "Heyy Maaaaaax. You're my beeest friend an (hic) I'll tell you something! You're not a nobod-hic, you're a somebody... "



Max: "Errr..."