Welcome to-a CJ's a-pizza parlor!

Imma a make you a-beautiful a-pizza pie! M'WAH!



But you can only picka one-a topping! So please to be a-choosing carefully.



You like-a da pepperoni? The mush-a-room? How about da pineapple?



I'm a-salivating at all of da choices. Oh, Momma-mia!